Proud Bald Man
Keith D, contributor My father is a proud bald man. As a child, he prepared me for the hardships I would come to face as a bald man in America. He taught me comebacks to bald slurs such as “Baldy”,...
View ArticleWater We Waiting For?
Keith D., contributor Water: A natural resource which sustains all life on this planet. Truly a gift from God (or Satan, or Science, or aliens). But, like all our precious resources, H2O is under...
View ArticleEverything I Needed to Know About Life I Learned From Cartoon Catchphrases
Keith D, contributor Dr. Albert walks into the waiting room where Keith anxiously awaits news about his friends who were in a horrible accident. Dr. Albert: Hey, hey, hey! Keith (with grave concern):...
View ArticleHow To Live Like A Baller When You’re Broke
Keith D., contributor As the Notorious B.I.G. says, “mo’ money, mo’ problems”. Therefore, less money = less problems. Unfortunately, these fewer problems are much more life-threatening. But, with a...
View ArticlePoor Man’s Cocktail (AKA: The Hobopolitan)
Keith D., contributor It’s that time of night again: last call with no money. Time to make that specialty blend of all the unfinished and abandoned drinks in the bar. Not quite a Manhattan or a Long...
View ArticleCursing in PG
Keith D, contributor Hey you dirty dogsuckers, did you know you could swear just as well or better without actually cursing? Bullpee you say? It’s true; I’ve been doing it the whole dog-gamned time!...
View ArticleWho Was the Rosa Parks for the Disabled?
Keith D, contributor It has been more than half a century since 1943, when Rosa Parks fought the most successful civil rights battle in public transportation history. As a proud black woman, Rosa Parks...
View ArticleHarvest This!
Keith D, Contributor Harvest. A time when crops of all tastes and sizes are ready to be consumed. Since the dawn of human civilization, our ancestors have celebrated the gifts that Harvest, and the...
View ArticleToasts from a Wino
Keith D, contributor Every morning, when my freshly toasted bread pops out of my toaster (AKA: trash can fire), I raise my glass of wine in the air and whimsically declare, “To toast.” I then proceed...
View ArticleFun-Eral itinerary
Keith D., contributor Everyone lives and everyone dies. Most people have birthday parties. So why not have a death-day party too? Just because you won’t be there don’t deprive your loved ones from...
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