Keith D., contributor
Everyone lives and everyone dies. Most people have birthday parties. So why not have a death-day party too? Just because you won’t be there don’t deprive your loved ones from having one last epic blowout at your expense. Fuck a funeral, when I die I’m having a Fun-eral.
Keith D.’s Fun-eral Itinerary:
10 Kegs (Full of specialty home-brew: R.I.P.A.)!
Party Sized Coffin-Bong! (Get in the Coffin and you’ll come out coughin’)
Sexy Fun-eral Procession Strippers! (I won’t be the only stiff at the party!)
Eulogies are boring. My fun-eral’s gonna have a roast (and I’m not talking about the BBQ (which will also be happening)). I’m talking about a balls-out-Friar’s Club-style-shit talking-fest. What better time to get knocked down a peg than when you’re about to get buried 6 feet into the ground?
So join me and celebrate death as you would celebrate life. I wish you a very Happy Fun-eral!
I expect my invitation in the mail.
@RealKeithDirty
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